Another word for complete and utter failure, or noob. An Abyssal is generally really bad at spelling and says things completely out of context to try to forward himself but in the end makes himself look like a tit.
by iissuperawesome May 5, 2011
Huge, Gynormous, Fat, Gigantic, abnormally big, sickening huge or dreadfully obese, that it could make you blind and never want to see, again, ever.
That is an abyssal person, so fat, my eyes actually got hit from it from across the room, I think I'm blind, now, I can't see, noooooo!!!!
by Kung Faux Fahey August 27, 2007
The state of mind you enter when you really like a girl but she doesn't reciprocate your feelings, or when you really like a girl but know nothing will come of it. This is a very dark place
Yo my nigga Larry snapped at 4 am crying about this girl he really into, Man was listening to X for hours. I think hes in The Abyss. Pray for a nigga
by GalacticLightN September 17, 2018
A noun used to describe the utter decay of the mental state, usually due to alcohol or marihuana. One who has hit "the abyss" usually ends up being ill, depressed, fubar, or otherwise in a "deep dark place"
by straightballa January 6, 2008
when you look at a girl especially in a nightclub or in general, and in your mind she is outright gorgeous to you, in a guys book from 1-10 she is a 8, 9, or 10
by Cubanita 202 December 22, 2009
Abyss is one of the few English words that derive from Sumerian, the world's first written language, which evolved some 5000 years ago in the lower Tigris and Euphrates Valley of what is now called Iraq. The word came into English in the late 14th century from the latin word abyssus, meaning "bottomless, the deep," but has been traced ultimately to the primordial sea that the Sumerians called the Abuzu.
by tree girl May 12, 2005
The space between a mattress and a wall, bedside table, or other mattress where items or appendages get lost. It often causes bodily harm i.e. bruised ribs to retrieve object from the abyss.
Dude: Where's the remote?
Me: It fell into the abyss. It's never coming back.
Or
My arm is still asleep- I slept in the abyss all night.
Me: It fell into the abyss. It's never coming back.
Or
My arm is still asleep- I slept in the abyss all night.
by kat1ekat March 5, 2016