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Another word for complete and utter failure, or noob. An Abyssal is generally really bad at spelling and says things completely out of context to try to forward himself but in the end makes himself look like a tit.
Dude that guy is such an abyssal

Man that guy is acting like such an abyss
Abyssal by iissuperawesome May 30, 2011
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Huge, Gynormous, Fat, Gigantic, abnormally big, sickening huge or dreadfully obese, that it could make you blind and never want to see, again, ever.
That is an abyssal person, so fat, my eyes actually got hit from it from across the room, I think I'm blind, now, I can't see, noooooo!!!!
Abyssal by Kung Faux Fahey September 3, 2007
But the french definition, "very deep & gigantic"; "gigantic" can mean "dope" in french.
So here abyssal mean the dopest thing around.

In french Abyssal is write the same way.
Will Smith slap was Abyssal!

The "Top Notch" beat is Abyssal!
Abyssal by TKDGenshi April 1, 2022

Abyssal Whip 

Andrew Gower became tired of smacking his vigina so he created a weapon to punish naughty players who break rules. Soon players found that you can use this weapon as a disciplinary measure to give wilderness newbs a elegant spanking. Also may be used as a rope to decorate newbs on gallows.
"Dam... that whip spanked me so hard that I fell off my chair!.. I hope I didn't leave a shit stain on his Abyssal whip"
Abyssal Whip by Empire666 November 24, 2006

Abyssal Whip 

The Best weapon in the game of Runescape.
Gives a Slash + 82 bonus and a Strength + 82 bonus. Can be used with a shield, one of the reasons its the best weapon. Its about as fast as a dagger, and as strong as a battle axe.Known in the game as a Whip.
"I just got owned by this guy with a whip, I did'nt even have a chance!"
Abyssal Whip by Cubeknight August 4, 2005

Abyssal Whip 

The Abyssal whip is commonly Seen as the best weapon in the game of Runescape.

Strength and Slash bonuses are +82
It can be used with a shield, and is as fast attacking as a dagger.
Stronger than a Granite Maul, the Abyssal whip has a pricetag of over 3 Million gp at the moment.

The whip's special attack, which takes up 50% of the bar, has a better chance of hitting the person, and has a chance of removing 50% of the opponent's remaining energy.

It requires 70 attack and 70 strength to wield.
w00t! I just maxed with the Abyssal whip at 36!
Abyssal Whip by tazman14 November 26, 2006

Abyssal Legends 

A Lower league RSB clan that downs everything in its site besides CV because noone has a baby penis.
AL smashed BBR, but got smashed by CV, but Abyssal Legends still own
Abyssal Legends by Guttdogg June 16, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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