absnasm

"horrible"

Also an antonym of "orgasm". Origination unkwown.

I hate vegetables. They're absnasm.

The date didn't go well at all. It couldn't have been any worse. It was absnasm.

absnasm by chickpeasoup May 4, 2007

Absasmurfly 

Absolutely, without a doubt, 100%

Bob: Hey so did you score at the bar last night?
Bill: Absasmurfly!

Absasmurfly by Irish_Dude January 1, 2013