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J.J. Abrams 

Synonym for Fuckhole in the Trek universe.
We're gonna make you eat our shit! Then we're gonna make you shit out our shit! Then we're gonna make you eat your shit, which is made up of our shit which we made you eat!

J.J. Abrams - Fuck this fucker up his mother fucking ass.
J.J. Abrams by Coffeman May 22, 2013

J.J. Abrams 

noun, media
Term for an unimaginative, nihilistic director/producer who takes major film franchises from your childhood known for their wonder and for untouchable protagonists, and pumps them full of needlessly bleak, depressing, post modern themes in which no one is safe for his own entertainment. This holds especially true of a producer/director who kills off major, well loved characters for mere shock value.

synonyms: asshole, goth kid, moody teenager, modern artist
"Wow, that guy took it way too far with the Star Wars franchise. There's some things you just shouldn't do. What a J.J. Abrams. Oh, that's his name? What a coincidence."
J.J. Abrams by zagbison92 March 29, 2016

Abroseph 

A widely used term in certain parts of the US, combining the words "bro", "abrasive", and "joseph".

Carries the same meaning as abrasive; it can mean "overly aggressive, annoying, or intrusive".
A friend starts aggressively making loud and disgusting sounds with his food on purpose. You could say: "Excuse me? Could you please calm down? Your eating is being a little abroseph."

While walking into the movie theater, a friend starts dancing in the middle of the mall just to mess with people or to troll. You could say: "Maaaan, you're being so abroseph right now. It's ridiculous."
Abroseph by Eminent May 4, 2010

abrosexual 

Noun (n)- an individual that has a fluid and/or rapidly changing sexuality that fluctuates between different sexualities
I used to not feel comfortable defining myself as one sexuality, and then I learned about abrosexuals
abrosexual by Dictionary User June 19, 2015

J.J. Abrams 

1) To be an unoriginal, uninspired piece of shit and make a product that completely copies a classic property nearly plot point for plot point and be labeled its "saviour" after it's creator tried something different.

2) To think reversing Kirk and Spock makes good drama when remocking the 2nd Star Trek movie.
When do people hate Rian Johnson when J.J. Abrams fucked up Star Wars after fucking Star Trek?
J.J. Abrams by ArwingKnight March 13, 2018

Gracie Abrams

Gracie is 22 (2021) and is one of the most talented women ever. she is also the daughter of JJ Abrams.
go streams rockland and feels like by gracie abrams right now!!!!!!!
Gracie Abrams by swagkenzie October 21, 2021