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Micro Derm Abrasion 

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.
Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.
Micro Derm Abrasion by 9key April 24, 2006

Microsperm Abrasion

When a man cums on a womans face and rubs it in with his ball sack.
My skin was feeling a little dry so I asked my boyfriend to give me a microsperm abrasion.

abraxion 

A monster that it believied that lives only at greece's capital Athens.It is a fat boy that comes in your dreams and eats your thoughts because it is always hungry.A word is worth a whole story
Mom the abraxion came again in my dreams and it was like porno in my sleep
abraxion by Jujubruju Menatas July 22, 2007

abratious 

A mixture of abrasive and facetious. Comments intentionally made to piss someone off but not 100% true.
"That fucking beaner is a fixie-riding hipster," said Ben.

"That's not very nice," said Simon.

"I was just being abratious," Ben replied.
abratious by funnyjob May 11, 2011

Rock Abrasion 

Two people who are really cold rubbing their extremely hard, coarse nipples together making the theoretical mental sound of two rocks being rubbed together.
Girl: My nipples are so hard.
Boy: You wanna...rub’m together?...
Girl: Uhmmmm...yah
*
Boy: Mmmhmm that’s some dope ass rock abrasion.

dingleberry abrasion 

a red mark left on the ass after a dingleberry is removed.
Once I cleaned off all the dingleberries there were dingleberry abrasions left on my ass!