Definitions by 9key

Micro Derm Abrasion 

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.

Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.

Micro Derm Abrasion by 9key April 24, 2006

Grumble Hut 

Yet another term for going to the restroom, especially a public restroom with stalls.
So named because people tend to grunt, groan, and grumble while going poop, and the public restroom stalls are hut-like.

Well, I'm heading to grumble hut for a poo session. Seeya in about 30 minutes if all goes well.

Grumble Hut by 9key April 24, 2006

Brut 33 

A terrible smelling, dime store cologne that old men and fat dorks wear. A prime example of "you get what you pay for". Cologne should *not* come in a 32 ounce plastic bottle!

Jeremy just bathed in Brut 33! I will now go and barf in the toilet.

Brut 33 by 9key December 7, 2004

trench mouth

Terrible bad breath! The kind that is so horrible it makes others turn away when you speak to them.

Bob's trench mouth made my eyes water.

trench mouth by 9key October 18, 2004

Alabama PI 

Responding to pressure from religious groups, Alabama's state legislature redefined the value of pi from 3.14159 to 3 in order to bring it in line with Biblical precepts.

Sure, its a myth, but if it were to happen anywhere it would be Alabama.

"cornbread are square; pi are round"

Alabama PI by 9key October 17, 2004