aborate 

Get lost, swerve, Fuck off, get out of my face

You look fat. Answer: aborate

Ask a latina for her number she answers back: ABORATE!!

aborate by El TITI March 19, 2014

Jar of Aborted Fetuses 

A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.

Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”

Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”

Jar of Aborted Fetuses by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019

aborted fetal colada 

The mix of pus and menses that drips from a woman's birth canal after an abortion procedure. It is high in vitamins, and definitely leaves a dark Kool-Aid mustache.

My girlfriend just had an abortion, so I can't wait to slurp up that aborted fetal colada!

aborted fetal colada by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 18, 2019

Aborted 

An awsome Belgian deathgrind band.

Woah, Aborted is so awsome I just shit my pants.

Aborted by Mikebmetal August 14, 2006

i should've aborted you

An affectionate saying, usually what a mother would say to her child to express her innermost feelings.

Child: *starts fucking the cat*
Mother: 'I should've aborted you.'

i should've aborted you by niqht June 11, 2018

aborted hershey launch 

The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.

Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.

aborted hershey launch by Comic Event of the Century June 17, 2008

aborted sneeze 

When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.

I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.

aborted sneeze by i.have.no.name. December 31, 2009