ablie’s real name is abdulai but i like my way better , although he is crusty, he is also cute and smart because he is always calling people stupid even though he runs into 🚪 doors when they aren’t even in the direction he’s walking . what an idiot ikr! he thinks he is a gangsta but he still can’t tie a durag🥰

ablie•• is definitely not a gangster, said white boy johnny.

god: ablie runs into door

also god: where did i go wrong

Ablie•• by Aaagirl March 12, 2019

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abigeus rustler

Abigeus Rustler is fine, well educated, wealthy but modest gentleman, who speaks and acts as if he was a lower class. He does not want to impress women by his status and education, as he wants to get their sincere reaction to his appearance and personality.

He was typical Abigeus Rustler. I fell in love with him believing he was a taxi driver, but he had masters in molecular biology , bustard!

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Abaigeal

Abaigeal is a fun happy girl who is a good actress. She is always smiling and happy. Who ever mets her always loves her and has fun. She has a nice sense of humor and is smart so she is bound for success. Everyone loves abaigeal. She is irish oh and she is hott!

Abaigeal is always happy!

Abaigeal by A friend of Abiageal March 17, 2010

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abligurition

Excessive spending on food and drink

I went to Europe and couldn't help but feel as if I was suffering from abligurition.

abligurition by Siodhachan August 24, 2011

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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