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Abelson Fast
A new measurement in speed and awesomeness ...Pretty much you combine Chuck Norris with Greased lighting!!!
Abelson Fast by Darty McWhitetrash July 18, 2014
Adilson
Adilson is the best guy you’ll ever meet. He is goofy and adventurous always ready for adrenaline. He is the sweetest and most caring person there is. He’ll take care of you and make you feel like the only girl for him. He’s also really sexy and good looking. It only takes one look at him for you to fall in love. He has the most beautiful golden brown eyes and the warmest smile. He’s like a warm soft blanket on a cold rainy day. He knows how to listen and somehow always has the perfect words for you. He seems care free and reckless when you first meet him, but once he opens up to you he’ll show you how carefully he’ll protect anything he cherishes and how vulnerable he can be. He really loves his family and all of his friends and dreams of having a family some day. Anyone would be lucky to have someone like him but he’s someone thats rare and not easy to find. Once you meet him don’t let him go, you won’t have to hold onto him tightly because he’ll stick around for however long it takes but you will have to reassure him that you still want him in your life. This loving soul is made of all of the best things that there are. Cherish him and let him know how much you love him everyday. Adilson is truly the best.
Ailson
Ailson is the main character. Very smart, funny, capable, and cool. Never has a person called Ailson been boring. They also have horas size huge dicks. Generally wealthy. All around perfect people.
Ailson by Editor Britney November 24, 2021
adilson
adilson by coolfunnytallamerican December 11, 2010
Anilson
Anilson is the most pessimistic person you will ever know. Although they are pessimistic, they are also the sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those people you just want to be best friends with him and sometimes he doesn't know what he's doing. Most of them are mildly wrong.
Why would you think that we would be losing the match today, just chill, you're kinda like an anilson!
Anilson by Gtliverightnow August 10, 2016
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