abernethy
Forgetful, old, inaccurate, pompus ass that thinks hes just for some reason the best person ever and right about everything. He tells stories about life AND is a shrek addict.
abernethy by PH1LL1P1NO May 2, 2016
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Abernathy Rule
The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.
Abernathy Rule by Sallie O'Malley May 13, 2008
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Abernathy
Juggling chainsaws is an abernathy waiting to happen
Abernathy
Abernathy Rule
The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being a dick.
Abernathy Rule by Sallie O'Malley May 11, 2008
Mr Abernathy
An old man who steals people's shoes off the street and sells them for hundreds of dollars to other people
Mr Abernathy by clomy June 22, 2016
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