abernethy 

Forgetful, old, inaccurate, pompus ass that thinks hes just for some reason the best person ever and right about everything. He tells stories about life AND is a shrek addict.

Hey You Know Abernethy, You mean that pompus ass

abernethy by PH1LL1P1NO May 2, 2016

Abernathy Rule 

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.

That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

Abernathy Rule by Sallie O'Malley May 13, 2008

Abernathy 

(v) a chaotic situation or freak accident

Juggling chainsaws is an abernathy waiting to happen

Abernathy by skweak February 4, 2008

Abernathy 

abernathy is a word you use when your not sure what to say or to replace another word

I abernathyed her till the sun came up. When she grabbed my abernathy I wasn't sure what to do.

Abernathy by J-bomber October 30, 2008

Abernathy Rule 

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being a dick.

That drunk asshole behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

Abernathy Rule by Sallie O'Malley May 11, 2008

Abernathey 

Abernathey A bad a$$ ForkLift driver

Did you see Abernathey doing wheelies on his fork lift

Abernathey is really Tommy’s Daddy

Abernathey by 200905607@dammit September 21, 2023

Mr Abernathy 

An old man who steals people's shoes off the street and sells them for hundreds of dollars to other people

A mr Abernathy was on the act the other day

Mr Abernathy by clomy June 22, 2016