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Abbyism by Peecoreforsure November 6, 2021
Abbyism
a figure of speech in which the user fails to use the correct word, instead using a similar sounding word.
1) "That's as useful as tits on a board!" (...boar)
2) "Do you mean boar?"
1) "Yeah, tits on a board. Never heard that?"
2) "Lol, do you mean BOAR? Solid Abbyism dude!"
"Pass me one of those Cooler Lights." (...Coors)
"She has cat-like reflections!" (...reflexes)
"Don't keep in in expense!" (...suspense)
2) "Do you mean boar?"
1) "Yeah, tits on a board. Never heard that?"
2) "Lol, do you mean BOAR? Solid Abbyism dude!"
"Pass me one of those Cooler Lights." (...Coors)
"She has cat-like reflections!" (...reflexes)
"Don't keep in in expense!" (...suspense)
Abbyism by boss.shades January 25, 2022
Abbyism
a figure of speech in which the user unknowingly and confidently uses the wrong word in a sentence or other common phrase
1) "It's okay if you don't like IPA's. Some are a required taste."
2) "Do you mean 'acquired taste'?"
1) "Yeah...required taste."
2) "...dude that's an Abbyism. Lol"
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"That's ase useful as tits on a board!" (...boar)
"That was a very sny comment." (...snide)
"He was the tendon upstairs." (...tenant)
"Don't keep me in expense!" (...suspense)
2) "Do you mean 'acquired taste'?"
1) "Yeah...required taste."
2) "...dude that's an Abbyism. Lol"
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"That's ase useful as tits on a board!" (...boar)
"That was a very sny comment." (...snide)
"He was the tendon upstairs." (...tenant)
"Don't keep me in expense!" (...suspense)
Abbyism by boss.shades January 25, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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