abailable 

adjective
not otherwise occupied;
free to do something unless something better comes up

Yeah, I'm abailable for brunch.

abailable by misselaineus May 19, 2018

abailable 

qualified or willing to do something or to assume a responsibility; synonym of 'available'

Calling all fashion bloggers- if you are abailable at 6pm today for 1 hour please contact me urgently.

abailable by Nagzzz May 17, 2011

This video is not available in your country.  

The most annoying message on any video sharing site.

Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!

This video is not available in your country. by <lange> October 30, 2008

analable

A woman who has such a nice ass, she is deemed "analable". ie. good enough for the anal sex.

Can also apply to men if you lean that way (which you probably do)

"Man, that Jenny is SO analable"

analable by James Thompson April 21, 2006

Bailable 

An event that can be cancelled last minute and deemed socially or professionally acceptable.

e.g. Dinner plans with a good friend

“Hey can you please write in my calendar that event I'm going to is bailable”

“Ugh I had such a crappy day at the office. Thank god Patrick and I have bailable plans."

"My Saturday plans with Chris are bailable, so keep me posted about your party ."

Bailable by Mel L May 5, 2017

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International] 

Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"

random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International] by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008

emotionally available

Something that doesn't exist in this generation.

Person A:Hey wanna be in a relationship?

Person B: yeah! I have no other traumas that will affect this relationship! So I am emotionally available.

emotionally available by CatWithJeans February 13, 2021