a yard 

A yard can be consider a hundred dollar. A yard also can mean one.

She needed a yard to pay her cellphone bill. He put a yard of tongue down her throat.

a yard by DaddyCool April 18, 2018

a yard of pump water 

1.Some one who is very tall and skinny.

2.something that it is coming at you with force.

1.The celebrity had lost so much weight she had become like a yard of pump water'

2."They come at you like a yard of pump water. It's difficult to writhe out of the way"

a yard of pump water by Bob Bobby Bobson June 12, 2008

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from 

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.

"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008

Half a Yard 

$50, or a $50 bill. Origin unclear; the term was allegedly used by both Depression-era hobos and con men. Usually used in a sneaky or devious context.

"So, Pete, did you take that rube for anything?"

"I took him for everthing he had, Mac, which was half a yard."

Half a Yard by Belmo October 3, 2009

all wool and a yard wide 

A term derived from the garment industry, meaning of high quality and/or genuine. Since material that was made of one consistent fibre, such as wool, was often thought of as being best for clothing, and since fabric that was made in yard widths was best for hand tailors to work on, this was considered the criteria for excellence.

A:" Have you seen the new girl in the accounts department?"
B:"Oh, yeah - All wool and a yard wide, with those legs!"

all wool and a yard wide by D F Stuckey April 6, 2004

lay a yard of dick 

Annihilate or obliterate sexually; fuck really hard.

The second you get home, I'm gonna lay a yard of dick on you!

God, that girl was hot. I wanna lay a yard of dick on that ass.

lay a yard of dick by B-cat82 June 5, 2010

half a yard 

Refers to a fifty dollar bill, as a one hundred dollar bill slang is a "yard"

Can you lend me a half a yard would mean fifty dollars, similarly can you spot me a yard would mean person is requesting a $100.00 loan.

half a yard by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 17, 2017