A scooter
A scooter by Cpt. Ghetto July 18, 2009
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big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun
big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking January 29, 2021
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A scooter • kiss a scooter rider day • kiss a scooter boy day • Pulling a Scooter • big ass nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun • fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun • Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter • go hit your ankle on a scooter • i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter • a ShooterMcGavin
fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun
fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun by Ye_Boi_A December 10, 2017
kiss a scooter rider day
kiss a scooter rider day by wsg maki October 4, 2021
Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter
While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.
Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007
Kiss a scooter rider day
Kiss a scooter rider day by W2ws February 11, 2022
Pulling a Scooter
Pulling a Scooter by Lunanora March 17, 2019
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