A sam

A sam is a friend of yours that you only met through a friend.

I met Michael on SAMP we are friends. Michael introduced me to his friend Sam who I am now also friends with. That is A sam

by RagTagPig October 29, 2020

A Sam

Just simply bot statements of an obvious joke or irrelevant topics in the middle of a conversation.

"Damn he's not good in the nba"
Sam: Nova Alum
"Sorry im into girls only"
Sam: oh so you must a lesbian
Such a sam

by Coon36 July 5, 2022

A Sam

Either letting a joke go completely over your head everytime or mention an insufficient random detail during a conversation

"Man he didn't turn out that great in the nba"
A Sam: "Nova Alum was a bucket"

by Coon36 July 7, 2022

A Sam Knott

when a man's penis becomes stuck in his partners anus during a Party and play crystal meth orgy.

At the party last weekend I got a sam knott with this guy, it stung so bad the nexy day

by PoppaHut January 20, 2013

a sam lorenzo moment

When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny

I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.

by Hdf121 March 18, 2016

A Sam Lamb

Creepy, greasy fat dude who flaunts his child pornography collection.

Your working at your cellphone store and a customer comes in and asks to help him with the moving of pictures on his phone to an SD card. The customer hints to you that he has questionable photos. Thankfully you see nothing but the very presence of this dude gives you the creeps. You turn around and tell the new hire that you just experienced a Sam Lamb.

by Kard December 11, 2017

A Sam Wright

When you have a flaccid penis while tying to engage in sexual intercourse

Stu had a Sam Wright last night

by electrical installation L3 November 9, 2013