Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

a reader 

When you and your squad have a group message going on, and one night they decide to turn up. But one or more members of your squad can't or doesn't want to go. So the following day he has to suffer and read the turn up that happen the night before of his squad. Therefore at that moment he becomes a reader.
White whiskers: damn that night was legit i got f**ked up!

Dj Tapatio: FR those two bitches where hot AF huh!!

Ed: yeah they were fine AF!!!

white whiskers: yeah *meow*

Gizmo: lmao

Dj tapatio: should've gone gizmo..

Ed: yeah fr giz

white whiskers: your a reader now!!
a reader by LeWildRoger August 7, 2015

Pulling a reaper

Typing like an asshole while also having multiple typos
Pulling a reaper may include but not limited to:

Typing amd instead of and

Adding additional letters or numbers

Making up words
Pulling a reaper by Reaper0824 October 22, 2025

Make-A-Wish Reaper

When somebody usually dressed as a superhero burst through your hospital room gifting you a videogame console or similar in exchange of your soul soon after it's appearance.
Man the Make-A-Wish Reaper just visited me I'm cooked 😭
The Make-A-Wish Reaper just gifted me a PS5, I wonder if it's the same one all the time.
Make-A-Wish Reaper by Pimpweasel September 29, 2026

Redder Than A Pumped Pussy 

To say something is fuckin red
"Fuck man, you're stoned as fuck! Your eyes are Redder Than A Pumped Pussy!"
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
Load more