When you find a movie on Netflix with an English title, but it ends up being in Spanish!
I thought I found a movie on Netflix we haven’t seen..then I figured out why..it’s a reader!! (Because you have to read the captions to know what they’re saying.)
When you and your squad have a group message going on, and one night they decide to turn up. But one or more members of your squad can't or doesn't want to go. So the following day he has to suffer and read the turn up that happen the night before of his squad. Therefore at that moment he becomes a reader.
White whiskers: damn that night was legit i got f**ked up!
Dj Tapatio: FR those two bitches where hot AF huh!!
When somebody usually dressed as a superhero burst through your hospital room gifting you a videogame console or similar in exchange of your soul soon after it's appearance.
Man the Make-A-Wish Reaper just visited me I'm cooked ðŸ˜
The Make-A-Wish Reaper just gifted me a PS5, I wonder if it's the same one all the time.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.