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A "Nature's Promise" 

The execution of an extremely satisfying bowel movement. A wholesome dump.
Dawg, after the chowing down at that churrasco, I needed to let go of a "nature's promise". Feeling ten pounds lighter.
A "Nature's Promise" by Beef401 January 12, 2022

force-a-nature 

A weapon in the game Team Fortress 2 that appears to be a sawed-off double barreled shotgun that is commonly used by scunts
That Force-A-Nature scout shot me of a cliff!
force-a-nature by That one scunt April 27, 2020

Type-A Nature Freak

A overly obsessed nature fanatic who has lost all touch of reality and would kill their own family to save a flower. They like to stick animals and plants in jars and argue that they are 'helping to save the ecosystem' by harming small mammals with long metal polls.
Person A: "Did you hear about how the new strip mall they're building over where that barren lot of shrubs and dead grass is?"

Type-A Nature Freak: "OMG THAT MAKES ME SO P!SSED IMA GO RIOT AND BREAK THEIR BUILDINGS!"

Person A: "Woah, stop being such a Type-A Nature Freak."

Nature finds a way 

What they tel you when you have used every method of tube tying, vasectomy, double bagging, pill form of kid contrloe known to man and still end up in nine months with a Dr. in your ear looking up you under carrage saying, "OK now PUSH"

There is an article that was printed a fews yearts back on a family that ended up having a set of twin Girls 5 years after he had a vasectomey and she had he tube ligated after thier marrage. They were a Bi-Racial Couple and feared the pressures of what there kids would go threw so they decided to have the procedures done. 5 years later she is pregnant and the man accuses her od cheating and leaves her durring the pregnancy only to find out durring a test going on when the mother had pre-term labor problems due to anxiaty attacks,that he was the father of the twin girls. Bet he felt like an ass. TRUE STORY
Girl: I don't get it! We were always so darn careful. Why us? How the heck did this happen? We used a darn rubber ever friggen time!
Doc: nature finds a way to get you caught by the balls when your not paying attention.
Girl: That's not funny, thats all your saying? Don't you get the situation I'm in?
Doc: Well you decide what to do untimatly.
Girl: Thanks Doc, I feel soooo much better now. Oh shit what do I do?
(6months later)
Girl: They decided for me and told me to shut up.
Doc: You know once this gets to you it's going to harm you mentaly right?
Girl: I'll be ok
(3years later: full on mental breakdown)
The point is, nature finds a way and just don't have sex if your not prepared to handle the reprocutions when nature shows you whos boss and will create it for you. Now it's done and on The Mr. To decide what to do.

Nature abwhores a vacuum 

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.
Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.
Nature abwhores a vacuum by QuacksO January 13, 2021

A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast. 

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A Mercury-Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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