The act of doing something completely ass backwards. Generally anything that involves an illogical choice or decision that would be viewed by anyone as retarded.
A Moseychuck- Why are you taking the highway, it's only twoblocks away, retard!
When a teacher assigns a homework assignment or a project at the last second of class.
Person 1: Dude wanna come over and playCoD over the weekend?
Person 2: Naa man I can't my english teacher keeps pulling a moxley.
Person 1: Ha! Sucks for you.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'