The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.

Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!

A-million-to-Juan by tedwilli9 December 9, 2008

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a million o'clock

What time it is when it's really late.

Last night I stayed up until a million o'clock writing a paper.

a million o'clock by limacon October 6, 2013

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A million billion

The biggest number ever. Not even infinity plus one reaches its magnitude.

Dustin: I drank so much beer last night, I think I set a new world record.
David: How much did you have?
Dustin: A million billion.
Andrew: You had five you dumb shit.

A million billion by Paul da Wall November 26, 2007

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a million and fuck

An absolutely or relatively very large number, emphatically, with disregard for exactitude, and disdain for the fact of being large.

Rolling Stone: "So, Greatest Musician Ever, just how many copies of The Greatest Song Ever have you sold?"

GME: "A million and fuck, man."

Or:

Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

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A Million Times

Having done something often. Not usually meant as a literal one million times you have done something.

No problem, I've done it A Million Times!

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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