A love letter 

A genuine written form of communication with someone you love when the atmosphere becomes tense.

When a couple or loved ones are unable to make contact in a way that feels genuine, there are virtually no words that can fix what is wrong in their relationship and the longing for connection continues. A love letter is the productive answer, as writing is less intimidating than face-to-face communication. Writing allows time to cool down, to think, to reflect, to be heard and to be understood.

I believe a love letter may begin where pride ends and strength that overcomes the human resistance to being the one to 'give in' is fully embraced.

A love letter by They call me Dr. Love. October 19, 2013

Write a love letter to Shrek 

To defecate; To void feces from the bowels; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; to take a shit

I only had 15 minutes for break, so instead of taking a nice walk in the sunshine, I decided to write a love letter to Shrek.

Write a love letter to Shrek by GQinthehizzouse June 12, 2011

Love letter from a Snake 

A ticket you receive from a police officer.

"What is this on my car? I hope it's not a love letter from a snake."

Love letter from a Snake by James Redmon July 3, 2005

sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter 

sweating profusely

fuck it's hot! i'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!

sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter by mattymayi October 14, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016