a kaiser

when everyone gets quiet and you make a speech. usually under 20 words. of course only King Kaiser can do this

we were all hanging out last night and we needed to hear a kaiser from the king

by fapplesauce April 29, 2012

hot ham on a kaiser

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

by Innocent III April 28, 2005