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A Jillion 

Not a real unit of measure. Often used to exaggerate.
I had to write, like, a jillion-page essay! Due tomorrow!
A Jillion by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004
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a jillion 

a term used by cool people who don't care that it is not a real term. Used to refer to an exaggerated amount of something when "a million" and "a billion" does not seem to do the vast amount justice. Also see a zillion and a kajillion.
1. OMG! How long has it been, baby? It felt like a jillion years!
2. Trust me, I've done this a jillion times.
a jillion by happyjoy July 12, 2004

Pulling a Jillian Manfredi 

When you stick your penis into a girl and she says "your penis is inside my hole omg omg what do I do" then she rides the penis for 13 minutes in a circle while keeping it in.
Jack: Did you hear about Kaylyn?
Ryan: Yeah she pulled a Jillian!
Jack: OMG i know she went for 13 minutes!!!
Ryan: Damn I want someone be Pulling a Jillian Manfredi on me ;)
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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