A Jerk-off 

2 or more men set off on a competition to see which man ejaculates first. The contest measures the following: amount of ejaculate, quality of the specimen, and naturally, smell. similar to boxing regulations, there are many variations of the rules and often has no clear cut winner, but unlike boxing, everyone wins in the end.

your loads are pathetic, I challenge you to a jerk-off !

A Jerk-off by B-dones September 16, 2018

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness 

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

Jerk Off a Furry Day 

On May 2nd you have to jerk off a furry.

I'm going to jerk off a furry on Jerk Off a Furry Day

Jerk Off a Furry Day by ijustateacheeseslice May 1, 2022

Jerk off a horse day 

May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.

John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion

Jerk off a horse day by Cable-priest May 13, 2019

Jerk Off a guy November 

Every girl has to jerk pff a guy through out the month of november

A:”her today is nov. 1st”
B:”ok, i’ll meet you at your house in an hour”
A:”yup, because is jerk off a guy november”

Jerk Off a guy November by ywBoys October 22, 2019