a into g

Abbreviation of ass into gear

C'mon Geoffrey, we're already five minutes late, so get your a into g!

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

You're turning into a groudon

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.

Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.

by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011

my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 21, 2010

shitting into a gaping cunt

The act of taking a shit into a very loose womans vagina, that happens to have been stretched out by a) vigorous sex b) putting mail boxes in her vagina c) concealing drugs

Oh my god i cant believe i was able to shit into your wives gaping cunt last night

by gawd of man March 24, 2005

Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.

Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.

by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023

turning an old Volvo into a goat

the main event at a Bay Area play party

We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.

by Frauleinbird December 8, 2018

turn that place into a doom game

Going to your place of work or a entering a social setting and causing mayhem or chaos. Similar to wreaking havoc and or causing mass destruction.Generally making it an upleasent experience for everyone involved.

My boss just informed me that my vacation was denied and that I would actually be working this weekend. Im going to turn that place into a doom game!

"Im hungry, lets go to the cafeteria and turn that place into a doom game!!

by bizzaroG December 20, 2010