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Take your head for a shit 

When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.

People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.
Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.

Chris: Hello John.

John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!

Take your head for a shit 

When someone has such a bad take on something or a bad attitude
Mate, that's a bullshit statement. Go take your head for a shit

scrotum for a fuckin head 

When someone's face is bult exactly like a scrotum
YO WHY HAS XAVIER GOT A FUCKIN SCROTUM FOR A FUCKIN HEAD

fore and a half head 

fore and a half head is when a chick has thin or no eyebrows at all, this creates the appearance of a fore&1/2head.
daryl: that chick is hot.

lary: she dose look hot. wonder how she keeps the sweat from beading down into her eyes..

daryl: what?

lary: ya, its got to be like 95 degrees out and with this heat and that fore and a half head and no eyebrows to catch the sweat. i wonder how she dose it...

daryl: ......your an idiot.

go ahead and log out for me 

it’s a phrase when someone says something really weird or sus
“i wanna watch porn rn

“go ahead and log out for me hon
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026