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Connor Dixon Has A Small Cock 

My friend connor dixon has a small cock

From Logan
You know connor dixon?

Yeh that dude has a small cock

yeh connor dixon has a small cock

Being a Dion 

1. A person who behaves in a servile or obsequious manner; a toady

2. One with an affinity for condiments of the mustard persuasion.

3. too confident, in a way that is slightly unpleasant or rude

4. Also see Aristotle complex, bootlicker, cocksure
He was being a dion and ignoring the facts right in front of him.
Being a Dion by Fd27 August 30, 2020
A Dion is a name for a gamer with extreme potential, mostly feared by his realmmates and perhaps feared even more by his enemies.
Is it a comet? Is it a plane? Is it a bird? No, it's.. a Dion!
If you can't beat it...Join it... a Dion has many friends.
a Dion by Dionysos September 4, 2006

ba dionk-a-dionk 

Verb. The action of masturbating with your hand and ejaculating while still holding the penis. Usually onto something purposefully.

Pronuciation(BUH DOY-NK UH DOY-NK)
Mama Barret cried when Sephiroth and Tidus, his flamboyantly gay son and the impressional younger brother, ba dionk-a-dionked on his garden.

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons

what one does when it's fucking hot!
Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons
When one is addicted to one of the Dixon brothers from the walking dead
Friend: why do you only talk about Daryl?

Me: it is a serious adixon
adixon by _Daryl_Asskicker_Dixon_ February 9, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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