A Dic 

Someone who comes on Urban Dictionary and makes their name a good definition to make them feel better about themselves

Katy- Guys check out my definition on Urban Dictionary!
(Def. describes Katy as a pretty and nice girl)
Marcus- You're such a Dic

A Dic by UncleDarren June 5, 2018

Nic’s a dic 

Someone who is named nic and is extremely fucking retarded. If you say this to a nic he will likely get cancer or die right away

Nic: ur granny tranny
*Jack faints
Everyone: Ohhhhhhh
*Jack wakes up 10min later
Jack: nic’s a dic

*Nic gets dick cancer and dies a virgin

Nic’s a dic by 123alltheotherkidssukmydic May 16, 2018

whats-a-dick 

A name for a guy who's name you can't remember. Similar to whats-his-nuts.

hoodrat1: Aye, remember when Keisha and whats-a-dick was fuckin' behind the bleachers?
hoodrat2: Oh yeah girl, and she still tried to act like she wasn't a stank ho.

whats-a-dick by coldheart7 June 29, 2010

throw a dick 

More blatant version of "fuck".

"He wants the order in five minutes?! Throw a dick!"

throw a dick by Eckersley December 1, 2014

suck a dick dumbshit 

popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation.

"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshit!"

suck a dick dumbshit by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

30 with a dick 

A " 30 with a dick" is a gun with a extended magazine called the "Dick"

I got a 30 with a dick on me right now

30 with a dick by FoeFive45 May 10, 2017

Take a Dick Smith

Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities[. Taking the easy [way out.

Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.

Applications-

1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"

Take a Dick Smith by T.M. Zappa February 26, 2014