a costanza

calling every bet and raise after bricking every street, but praying really hard the other guy makes a boat

i pulled a costanza after i caught a Q on 4th, K on 5th, 9 on 6th, and 8 on 7th. thankfully my luckbox was in over drive and the other guy made 33999.

by abetterrazzplayerthancostanza May 20, 2008

Pulling a Costanza

Removal of ones shirt while using the lavatory to go number 2. It is an excersize that provides freedom of movement, a sense of airiness, and a cool sensation on a hot summer day.

It is so hot in my office but after pulling a Costanza, I feel fresh again.

by DjReYeN May 25, 2007

Taking a Costanza

“Taking a Costanza” is the act of taking your shirt off before dropping a massive shit. It is also known as the most gratifying thing a straight man can do with his shirt off.

That Indian food last night fcked my stomach up, I taking a Costanza

by DeezNuts_SLC March 19, 2026