a coffin 

An 18 pack of Billy Mavs. Known as ‘a coffin’ because by the time you’re finished you might aswell be dead.

“Oi cunt what’re you drinking tonight?”
“Oh nah I just snagged a coffin from the powehouse”

a coffin by js1207 August 14, 2019

in a coffin 

To be extremely intoxicated, especialy from alcohol.

Last night dog, I had some of that hen mixed with hypnotic, I was in a coffin!!

in a coffin by APOLLOSTEES May 21, 2005

It's a coffin

yes it is

"It's a coffin"

"There's a name engraved on it"

"-Whore-"

"It's empty"

"AND YOUR GOING IN I-"

It's a coffin by YourAvgGuy September 12, 2023

Don't turn a cough in to a coffin 

To make a situation worse by moaning about it before it has reached its natural conclusion.

"This bonfire night is shit. It's 9.30 and we haven't seen any fireworks yet"
"Chill out, don't turn a cough in to a coffin"

Don't turn a cough in to a coffin by tytybo November 8, 2011

Die in a coffin 

A "diac" or "die in a coffin" is a variant to "diaf" or "die in a fire".

Mark: Wow Jenny, you look trashy today.
Jenny: Die in a coffin.

Die in a coffin by patrux March 1, 2009

Coughin' to a coffin 

Another lame phrase for non-smokers to try and influence smokers to quit.

Smoker: *takes a drag* *cough cough cough*

Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.

Smoker: gtfo nerd

Coughin' to a coffin by Hoju123four June 28, 2010

Sell a coffin to a dead man 

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

Sell a coffin to a dead man by AugustG September 7, 2013