a bonnie 

Used to describe someone who is terribly useless

"That girl is such a Bonnie."

"That dude is pulling a Bonnie"

a bonnie by kkaaatt April 21, 2007

Loaded a Bonnie 

1. When your mate's dodgy pinger dealer has been cutting with Speed again.

I.E. A great initial rev is followed up by disappointment

Had a pretty shit jol on Friday, Loaded a Bonnie , felt great for 15 minutes then crashed hard.

Loaded a Bonnie by outOFtown April 7, 2021

nerd with a bonner 

When you're into video games and other nerdy things and something is making your dick hard, you become a nerd with a bonner.

(bonner pronounced like bawn-er)

nerd with a bonner here, lookin at naked pics of samus

nerd with a bonner by Nerd With A Bonner August 12, 2011

Put a bonnet on it! 

A indie way to say, "Wear a condom."

Nick M: Put a bonnet on it!
Ryan: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Put a bonnet on it! by THE Young Vein August 27, 2010

Brad on a bonnet

When a guy called Brad jumps on the bonnet of a girls car at a pedestrian crossing to get her number.

Hey Brandon did you see Brad on a bonnet?
Yeah mate he was trying to get that girls number.

Brad on a bonnet by Tyranasurus Wreck January 16, 2019

Pulling a Bennie 

Buying too many things you don't need on Amazon. Stress shopping on Amazon. Buying things on Amazon so that you distract yourself from ordering food on DoorDash

My wife caught me Pulling a Bennie, now she's pissed AND my credit card is maxed out!

Pulling a Bennie by CouldBeArt June 22, 2021

when a guy has a bonner for another dude 

gay gay he likes other dude

Jayson: I have a bonner for you parker

Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING

when a guy has a bonner for another dude

when a guy has a bonner for another dude by haywhatsgooda January 2, 2021