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A Vladimir 

This is when you wank/masturbate/touch yourself/practice onanism/jerk off/ before going to sleep.
It can also be called a vladimir although you do it at any time of the day.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
Person 1: "Yo bro, let's do one more game, it's only 1AM and there is no school tomorrow"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I am very tired, I think I'll do A Vladimir"
Person 1: "It's Ok bro, I might actually do one myself"
A Vladimir by PhallusSpatha April 15, 2021
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A Vladimir 

A Vladimir is wank/masturbation usually done before going to sleep.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
Person 1: "Yo man let's do another game its only 1 AM"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"
A Vladimir by PhallusSpatha April 14, 2021
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