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A Tom

A Tom is Norwegian slang for a paedophile. They usually have up to 25 kids in his basement at any one time and will show their cock to a man at any possibility. They usually reside in an attic and work 10 to 15 hours a day, more than likely ignoring friends. They play sports games like madden, fifa, NBA etc but are never good at them. They usually have a large god complex.
Man that guy really is a Tom.

Bill Cosby is a Tom
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Something that hurts you but you like it anyways.
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The thing that happens when you speak well before thinking. Or anyone that thinks the UW Badgers mascot is a racoon or a squirrel. Also any person having a crave for watermelon as the majority of their brain.
Person 1:Did you hear what she just said?
Person 2:Yeah what an A-Tom!!
by Fandrews December 28, 2007
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A fantastic drink consisting of two parts Labatt Blue and one part of whatever whiskey is lying around. Add the whiskey into half drank aluminum can and swirl till satisfactory. Popularized by Vermont Tom.
Tom: Ohhh What ya got over there
Drinker: A Tom
Tom: Oh I see now! HAHAHEHEHAHEHE
by Greyfoxfan August 7, 2012
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A Tom is a big nonce

Example :You see that boy with the shit beard and a tesco van, he's a real Tom
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When you are in a voice call online, and speak while you are muted (for a time) without realizing you are muted.
Oh no, George: you did a tom!
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"A Tom" - A phrase used to describe a white cis heterosexual 5'11 lanky male. 'A Tom' was born with immense privileges, however, refuses to acknowledge or be aware that he was born with a "silver spoon" in his mouth. He navigates the world as if he is deserving of people's time and energy. 'A Tom' grew up a third-culture kid and/or immersed in cultural festivities that they believe make them special and better than other white cishet 5'11 lanky males. Confused in his identity or the historic violence of being a white man in spaces that are sacred to people of color, 'A Tom' may co-opt a chosen POC's culture as if it is their own -or- believe that he is a man of color and/or associates himself with these men of color. These individuals fetish and exoticize certain countries and/or places in the world and in turn the women in these places hoping to fulfill their fantasies of mixed-raced third culture kids that they could never be themselves. 'A Tom' personality is tremendous self-centered, egotistical, manipulative, and on the narcissism spectrum. 'A Tom' may act as an ally to POC, go as far as positioning themselves in this way but, their intentions are completely self-evolving and preformative to say the least.

A Tom was inspired by Tom Courtright. A true and utter "Tom"
"Why do these "toms" have access to our cultural heritage in ways we do not?"

"Look he is such 'a tom' with his African printed shirt and pants."
by tom_courtrightSUCKS August 11, 2021
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