A Thomas 

A danish word for having your best friend Banging your crush while you are having a shit in the bathroom.

" sec hon, i need to use the bathroom" *suddenly a wild Thomas appeared "Hello, Wanna fuck?"
"Yes please" *Boy entering the room "OMG, you just did a Thomas

A Thomas by Definitely not Axel November 9, 2015

A Thomas 

a daft cunt that cant get more than three kills in apex and doesnt know how to use his ult for shit, unknowingly plays gibralter not knowing hes the shittiest moving hitbox in the game

man Alex is such a thomas he just got killed by a mozambique

A Thomas by m0nagi March 8, 2019

A Thomas Cook

To tilt your Willy up and wee into your mouth on purpose. Not to be confused with the now defunct 2002 Thomas Cook.com airline

I walked in on him and he was giving himself a Thomas Cook whilst watching Futurama.

A Thomas Cook by Gents do mr G ntmb June 29, 2026

run a thomas 

when a bunch of guys take turns banging a girl, one after the other after the other...like a train

6 guys wanted to run a thomas on one chick, but she was tired after the second

run a thomas by lubadubdub October 30, 2007

Pulling a Thomas 

When you do something anything that people may find irritating, stupid, or gay. This referring to the actions of Thomas Carr.

He ditched us!-Guy 1
There he goes pulling a Thomas again- Guy 2

Pulling a Thomas by Dom1038482039 April 3, 2010

Pulling a Thomas 

When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.

Fuck my chem test tomorrow, I'm Pulling a Thomas.

Pulling a Thomas by Skouch March 28, 2018

pulling a Thomas 

When you cry for absolutely no reason/a petty reason like a wussy.

Joey keeps pulling a Thomas on me just cause I forgot about his birthday man.

pulling a Thomas by Trumpsdick December 22, 2019