A Sylvester 

While giving oral sex, you start saying "where's the birdie" with a lisp, while finger fucking her ass until she squirts on your face. At which point you yell "I'm hit!" & run away humming the Looney Tunes theme song.

Friend 1: So how's things going with you & your lady?

Friend 2: Well, she's pretending to be mad at me because I gave her a Sylvester, again, but what type of person doesn't love getting a Sylvester?

A Sylvester by benjaminblanco April 4, 2022

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster 

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019