A Shrek
A Shrek by wassuplilhote September 13, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Related Words
Hecc a shrek
Hecc a shrek by Daddy kinky July 8, 2018
Doing a Shrek
A phrase that implies you're going to crash a wedding. Is a reference to the first Shrek film where Shrek dramatically ruins Lord Farquaad and Fiona's wedding.
"Buckle up, Millie! We're doing a Shrek!" - Blitz from Helluva Boss (EXES AND OOHS // S2: Episode 3)
Doing a Shrek by RudyisMoody February 2, 2024
Shrek-a-whore
Tbone did you see that Shrek-a-whore. Gather the towns people so we can burn that bitch before she eats someone.
Shrek-a-whore by Fooferking September 12, 2015
Shrek-A-Licious
recently used in a gas station ad to sell Shrek and slurpees. someone or something that is so conformist and unoffending as to be nauseating.
Shrek-A-Licious by JHi May 20, 2004
shrek is a homosexual walrus
The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.
A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"
shrek is a homosexual walrus by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026