a small dick
a small dick by Hi 123456788 February 1, 2017
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A small dick
A small dick by Bod23 May 13, 2019
someone with a small dick
Person 1:OMG! Josh has such a small dick!
Person 2: Of course he did, Josh is someone with a small dick!
Person 2: Of course he did, Josh is someone with a small dick!
someone with a small dick by AnonymousSource August 6, 2014
I have a small dick
Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."
"I have a small dick"
"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
I have a small dick by Hym Iam November 9, 2020
johnathan dick small like a bean
johnathan dick small like a bean by Pussy fag April 7, 2022
A Small Loan of a Million Dicks
"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"
A Small Loan of a Million Dicks by A Idiot in a Village November 14, 2018
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