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An insult (usually directed towards teenage women) which implies that that person is an attention seeker but doesn’t like to say that they are one or a person who is addicted to their phone and constantly is scrolling on tiktok with the volume on max
Person 1:Emily is such a pick me
Person 2:I know she keeps on trying to slap my phone out of my hand around everyone else
a pick me by Calamari toast August 21, 2022

pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.
I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3
pick me a winner by Andross1978 April 24, 2009

pick me out a hat! 

A goofball comment directed at a person picking their nose to let them know they’ve been spotted.
Hey man, why don’t you pick me out a hat!
pick me out a hat! by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing. 

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing. 

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

Ten go pick a son in me cool low 

You just said your ass is itchy in Spanish
Me: scratches ass vigorously like SMG4 mario.
TEN GO PICK A SON IN ME COOL LOW AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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