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a flower waiting to bloom and grows enormous.
a penis by loltech1337 December 18, 2018
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a penis greeting 

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.
Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

A penis flowing in the wind 

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted
Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!

A penis filet 

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.
Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

Edging a penis 

To playfully tease and have fun with a penis during a blowjob.
John was getting head off Veronica and she began edging his cock by rubbing his bellend and John couldn't help but cum. Veronica loves edging a penis
Edging a penis by Your local bible November 20, 2017

Hooker with a penis

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".
Hooker with a penis by Kel June 3, 2004

last one there is a penis pump 

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/
While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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