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Ahhh you are such a noob, just like louise tveito
A noob by Bollekaka September 20, 2022

hack-a-noob 

A little game people like to play where you go and hack the accounts of noobs.
It's not always in the intention of stealing their items, but rather something done for fun.
Anyways, I'm gonna get off the phone to go play a game of hack-a-noob.

Pwnd like a noob with no pants

a term used by my friend whenever he gets a throwing knife kill in mw2... the noob got powned so badly its like he had no pants
triple thermal care package coming in....boom boom boom HARRIERS!!! throwing knife....killed!!!!!!!!! u just got pwnd like a noob with no pants!

WHAT A NOOB 

The ultimae phrase as you stand over a dead body and tea bag repeatidly.
*Pray assasinated Supa*
Pray *shouts* WHAT A NOOB
WHAT A NOOB by john December 17, 2004

What a Noob! 

Basics of this saing come from noob which you will see is a slam on new people... in the past directed toward game players an poeple of the sort but now.... well with my community of peoples... has become a broader diss to ne one new to ne thing! lol it acctually is a funny diss so give her a shot
some douche comes up acting bad at say... basket ball... you stomp him... your comment "What a Noob!"!!!
What a Noob! by Brad Freakin Hull October 13, 2006

bunking a noob 

When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.
"Who's Ann?"

"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."
bunking a noob by D. Gould February 25, 2006
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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