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A Morgan 

A Morgan is the best thing you can have in your life, they're not gay but they'll show you a titty to cheer you up.
I would marry A Morgan if I were gay
A Morgan by OrphanedKitten April 5, 2019
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a morgan 

If someone says they want a morgan, drop em. They arent worth it sis. A morgan is a badazz who will kill a hoe for you. They are so competitive and sometimes vv rude.. but that's what makes them AMAZING. A Morgan is tight w/u so KEEP HER.. but if ya bsf says they want a morgan they obviously are saying it in front of you bc they dont think they're you're their ROD.
Girl 1: I fr want a morgan so bad 😤
Girl 2: sis what I'm literally sitting right here
Girl 1: I dont mean it like that. I love you but sis you ain't a badazz
Girl 2: bitch we done

It's a Morgan thing 

can be used to describe any interesting situation your friend happens to get yourself into. Saying it gets you out of all explaining to anyone who may ask, as they also will know what "a morgan thing" is, so no further explanation is necessary.
It typically involves getting lost a few times, doing some spontaneous things, and basically having a good time. Nothing goes as planned, but everything works out fine in the end :)
"oh, hi dad...yeah, i'm at this Crashed ice event and then we're...don't worry, it's a Morgan thing."
It's a Morgan thing by raebeen February 8, 2012

Make a Morgan 

To totally screw up a perfect game of Seal Hunter by letting a sealcub pass by you.
We lost that round by making a morgan!

You suck at this; you're not supposed to make a Morgan
Make a Morgan by Glomaz April 22, 2011

Pulling a Morgan 

Having the tendancy to be untrustworthy and thoughtless.
Cant believe that fucktard keeps pulling a Morgan on me!! He missed our apointment five times already, next time I see him I'm so gonna beat the shit out of him!
Pulling a Morgan by Espa March 22, 2011

Pulling a Morgan 

Act involving self injury initiated by distraction. i.e. walking into a pole when distracted by a loud sound.
Did you see Jenna walk into the pole? I think she was "Pulling a Morgan" when the alarm went off.
Pulling a Morgan by Remedyman February 22, 2010

Pulling a Morgan 

The act of abusing someone physically and/or emotionally in the work environment and getting fired because of it.
"Did you hear what happened to Greg?"
"No, what happened??"
"He got fired for pulling a morgan"
Pulling a Morgan by TeamLowerHalf October 11, 2016
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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