If someone says they want a morgan, drop em. They arent worth it sis. A morgan is a badazz who will kill a hoe for you. They are so competitive and sometimes vv rude.. but that's what makes them AMAZING. A Morgan is tight w/u so KEEP HER.. but if ya bsf says they want a morgan they obviously are saying it in front of you bc they dont think they're you're their ROD.
Girl 1: I fr want a morgan so bad 😤
Girl 2: sis what I'm literally sitting right here
Girl 1: I dont mean it like that. I love you but sis you ain't a badazz
Girl 2: bitch we done
can be used to describe any interesting situation your friend happens to get yourself into. Saying it gets you out of all explaining to anyone who may ask, as they also will know what "a morgan thing" is, so no further explanation is necessary.
It typically involves getting lost a few times, doing some spontaneous things, and basically having a good time. Nothing goes as planned, but everything works out fine in the end :)
"oh, hi dad...yeah, i'm at this Crashed ice event and then we're...don't worry, it's a Morganthing."
Cant believe that fucktard keeps pulling a Morgan on me!! He missed our apointment five times already, next time I see him I'm so gonna beat the shit out of him!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.