Definitions by Remedyman

catholic shuffle

The act performed by an entity to address charges or allegations of inappropriateness by moving the accused from one place to another.

Did you hear about that Cardinal and what he did, right after it came out he did the catholic shuffle.

Act involving self injury initiated by distraction. i.e. walking into a pole when distracted by a loud sound.

Did you see Jenna walk into the pole? I think she was "Pulling a Morgan" when the alarm went off.