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Three Times a Lady 

When you fuck a girl in her ass, pussy, and mouth, all in one night.
Once I missed her pussy (on purpose) and slipped it in her ass I might as well make Amandalee three times a lady...so I finished off by sticking it in her mouth.

Dragging a lady 

A kind of posh wank.

Using lipstick on your primary hand and googly eyes, then masturbating with the hand.
Dirty bitch spits too...
1:"What you doing tonight?"
2:"Dragging a lady."
1:"Oh a posh wank!"
Dragging a lady by Braegan March 5, 2017

A Lady Gaga 

Some chick who has potential to be good looking or even hot, but is overdoing everything trying to look good.
Dude 1: check out that chick
Dude 2: yeah.. she is a lady gaga
Dude 1: true, what a shame..
A Lady Gaga by alysdal March 5, 2010

Chaos is a ladder 

A phrase used in Game of Thrones by Littlefinger to underline that he thinks the more chaotic the situation is the easier it is for him to climb the social ladder.
Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder.
Chaos is a ladder by JESSNJOS October 4, 2019

Your baby a lady 

Cant be beaten. The prime leader of insults. If spoken the universe explodes.
Frank: your granny tranny
Greg: your grandpap a trap
Peter: your sister a mister
Luke: your brother a mother

David: your baby a lady
*universe just fucking explodes
Your baby a lady by Ieatass420 March 17, 2018

Your male baby a lady 

The forbidden legendary insult that even the ones who dare to speak it quickly choke and die. If said the universe will implode in on itself until there is nothing left but the eternal abyss of silence.
Bob; your granpap a trap
Carl; *said while dying* you leave me no other choice,

Bob; No, have mercy!
Carl; your male baby a lady!
*the earth around then squished them into the void*
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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