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as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory
Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."
Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.
Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory by Ur waifu June 7, 2016
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a hodge • Shits a hedgehog • as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory • look like a rat peeping through a hedge • hope his next shite's a hedgehog • Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis • a flaming hedgehog • hedgehog on a trampoline • shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass mf • shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!
Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
hope his next shite's a hedgehog
Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.
hope his next shite's a hedgehog by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009
look like a rat peeping through a hedge
Get a shave, you look like a rat peeping through a hedge.
He looks like a rat peeping through a hedge.
He looks like a rat peeping through a hedge.
look like a rat peeping through a hedge by Albert Stein February 6, 2008
A Hodnett
this is when a crystal meth taking scientist takes his weed obsessed skinless son out on a family day out searching for newts, bats and nessle in trees searching for young children to pray on and strike.
A Hodnett by Stevie Gree December 3, 2009
Shits a hedgehog
'Bob told the gaffer I got away sharp yesterday, and I got a right bollocking, I hope he shits a hedgehog today'
Shits a hedgehog by Dabhand August 28, 2009
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square grouper
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
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