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A.Hood is a chubby, jolly fellow who loves minding his own business – unless you disagree with him. Then, he transforms into the world's most stubborn bulldog. He's a true feminist and has a passionate love affair with the English language. It's rumored he once got into a heated debate with a dictionary. Spoiler alert: he won.
A.Hood loves losing student test papers so much, it’s like his own personal magic trick – now you see your grades, now you don’t!
Words you can keep
Mr. Hood is a man of a multitude of aspects. For one, his physical appearance is close to that of a lumberjack when solely judging based off of his clothing choice. However, when inspected with more depth, this image of one expressive and loud, yet gentle teddy bear intrudes one's mind, and cannot be removed until that person's senses no longer perceive the presence of the giant. Speaking of which, the man stands at an impressive 7 foot 8, towering over all the other plebeians that appear in his vicinity. Mr. Hood is a man of culture, a man of literature, a man of passion. He teaches one of the most lucrative and in-depth subjects, Standard Level English Language and Literature, and he pours his heart into every lesson. In the same fashion he rips the heart of the students out every lesson that he gives grades in. Constant commotion, whines, and crying can be heard from his classroom, even at a distance due to the relentless frustration and overwhelming grief of the student. Even so, he remains to be one of the most lovable teachers in the roster.
Boy: Mr. Hood!!!!! (echos can be heard through out the hall way)

A.Hood: ... mmm... (he's locked in)
A.Hood by Andrias Scheuzeri May 15, 2024

Put a hood on it 

Phrase used to tell someone to stop being overly sensitive. As in having a "hooded clitoris", which reduces the stimulation and overall sensitivity of the clitoris. By "putting a hood on it", an individual would thereby have reduced sensitivity and stop being so emotional about various situations.
Girl 1: Last night my boyfriend and I watched "It's a Wonderful Life", and he kept crying throughout the movie.

Girl 2: Damn, your man needs to put a hood on it and stop being such a little bitch.

Pop a hood 

To light and smoke a cigarette.
Hey yo can we pop a hood?
Pop a hood by optimus grime October 2, 2009

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Hood Ni**a Vs. Street Ni**a 

Hood Nigga: Knows how the hood is but doesn’t run the streets, gangbang or sell drugs. Hood niggas typically get along with the thugs and OGs but stay away from the lifestyle and rather turn to other means of getting out of the “hood” with resources such as sport, arts, getting a degree or a normal 9-5. A common misconception about hood niggas is that they’re “soft”, but keep in mind that they are still not to be messed with because although they may not seem as active or as threatening as the average Street Nigga, they’re still able to carry out Street Nigga tendencies (if need be).

Street Nigga: Runs the streets, sells drugs and/or gangbangs. They know the ins and the outs of the streets and usually have street codes and regulations that they go by. Street Niggas have no intentions or often have little chance of leaving the ghetto due to their lifestyle and (most often) their convictions. They are raised in the streets, are quicker to take a violent approach and are into illegal things. They are often mistaken for Hood Niggas because of some similar tendencies, but Street Niggas are certified in the hood and often feared and/or respected by the community.
Ayo! That’s that Hood Ni**a from down the street that be rapping and shit.

I don’t fuck with Street Ni**a ‘cos they’ll drop a bag on your head and you’ll be gone by tomorrow.

Hood Ni**a Vs. Street Ni**a

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 

A 1996 hood film/comedy film. Probably one of the funniest movies ever.
Hell Yeah! I saw Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. It was some real funny shit.
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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