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A hayden by Kora0138 December 4, 2018

A hayden suber 

When you have sex with a 2/10 girl while watching shrek 2 and have your finger up your cats asshole at the same time
Last night was crazy i pulled a hayden suber
A hayden suber by Beefers queefers October 25, 2023

Pull A Hayden 

A term used in Rocket League when a player either A). Scores a shot. B). Misses the ball like a complete idiot. C). Kills another player.
*Player1 scores a shot*

Player2: OMG he pull a hayden when he scored that crazy shot!!!!
Pull A Hayden by Herropeopls July 6, 2022

chucking a hayden 

When you go into an exam without studying at all, and you get full marks with a really good comment, usually to the resentment of your friends.
I've heard Billy is chucking a hayden for the semester physics test.

Geoff just chucked a hayden on his english essay.

A Haiden 

A chick that when your 14 you hook up with even tho she 20. But she's still hot
Guy 1: bro you should totally get with her

Guy 2: she's finna be a haiden no doubt
A Haiden by You-already-know July 2, 2021

Hardened while softening a hard one 

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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