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you tell a david to not say anything but he tells everyone anyways
a david by FUSRODAHHH May 6, 2012
A david can be described as a sex drought, going long periods without any forms of sex.
I have been going thru a david.
A David by Daddy eaton June 27, 2025

A David Butthole 

is a person who is a total butthole in everyone, you just gotta hate them
PAT MYCROTCH: OIH FRANK
FRANK ANUS: WHAT?
PAT MYCROTCH: YOUR REALLY BEING A DAVID BUTTHOLE
A David Butthole by FRANK ANUS October 12, 2008

A David Kessler 

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

A David Kessler 

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.
"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

A David Spor 

A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in
Man A David Spor is such a dick but also kinda great
A David Spor by Alex doeder April 10, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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