A Dictionary 

Your Reading It Right Now You Dumb Fuck

I am reading A Dictionary

A Dictionary by NamesAreVeryHard April 26, 2019

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

when you are im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

if you are feeling like im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. you should run for your life.

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. by sir johnathan the 2nd April 4, 2022

go eat a dictionary

Saying,
If a person keeps asking what words mean, and it's annoying you, telling them to go eat a dictionary is a good way of getting them to shut-up. If they don't know what easy words mean, they'll probably be dumb enough to actually try eating the dictionary.

Annoying kid: "What's (insert word) mean?"
You: "You don't know what (word) means!?! Go eat a dictionary!"

go eat a dictionary by Xx-dark-angel-xX December 29, 2008

commit a dictionary

telling someone to get a dictionary

go commit a dictionary.

commit a dictionary by unteched March 20, 2021

use a dictionary 

It's a very important phrase. Use a dictionary is for use when someone asks you how to spell a word and you don't know how to spell it yourself.

"how do you spell (insert word here)"

"use a dictionary"

"oh..."

use a dictionary by Unikitty1 June 18, 2017

read a dictionary 

A word used as an excuse of not having a come back, comes from the founder Chris Neal.

e.g. " your a tramp" you say "read a dictionary!"

read a dictionary by Chris Neal June 6, 2009

Bring a dictionary and a thesaurus 

You need to look up the definition of words as well as the homonyms and synonyms of words.

You wanna argue with me, bring a dictionary and a thesaurus. I'll give you a swift kick to the ass!

Bring a dictionary and a thesaurus by Angel of death187 May 18, 2022