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A Child
a child
has the mental capacity of a peanut, no friends, no job so no money, mother usually a crack whore, sleeps with 20+ girls to feel something.
a child by catslayer47 March 8, 2021
a child
a child by blitzocrowley June 8, 2022
a child called it
when a child is abused or beaten badly by their father or mother. Or the child has sexuality issues regarding if they are gay or straight.
Joshua was beaten by his father, he was a child called it.
Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.
Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.
a child called it by joshfogartys June 28, 2010
A child will never become a man in five Bucks
A child will never become a man in five Bucks by anonymous March 14, 2021
do me a child
an Israeli expression said by someone to someone he/she admires, meaning "have sex with me".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".
May appear in creative forms such as "do me a triplets".
do me a child by phlegmat March 22, 2005
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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