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pull a Lonnie 

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.
"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."
pull a Lonnie by fun-dip May 26, 2019
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A Lonners 

'Doing a Lonners' is where you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you :) Yaaay!

(Btw, this is unoffensive to the girl in question, she knows it's true :))
*girl falls over*
*everyone laughs*
small kid in the front: you just did a lonners!
A Lonners by Riot Steph October 18, 2008

pulling a lonnie 

Lonnie is a strong, can’t feel pain, drives 100mph ,achieves the impossible kind of man - usually a father. When someone “pulls a lonnie” they are usually doing something similar to a Lonnie.
My foot was breaking during my run but i was “pulling a lonnie” and pushed through.
pulling a lonnie by emchumbucket January 28, 2024
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the most gorgeous ever. And she has the nicest butt. She's the girl everyone has a crush on, but pretty much nobody is lucky enough to have her. If you ever get an Alonna, keep her.... or you'll regret it
"Dude, look at Alonna today. It's like everyday she gets prettier. How is that even possible?!"
Alonna by Cooldude637 January 20, 2019
Alonna is unique, doesn't run away from her problems, and is always aware of things. Alonna is also sweet but she has a bad side so stay off that bad side oh and did I mention that she needs a boyfriend hit her up.
Me- Wanna play with Alonna at recess

My friend- Sure: )
Alonna by dreamyy. vivi November 22, 2019
The most trustworthy person, a one that got away person. Not showy, but she is loving you deeply. Will think of things that she will understand you no matter what. Don't hurt her/him, you might missed em. Smart and funny. She's beautiful but a bit boyish.
Guy: she's so cool and beautiful, love to hangout with again. What's her name again?
Guy2: that's Alonnie.
alonnie by Yoyokyut June 7, 2021