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pull a Lonnie 

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.
"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."
pull a Lonnie by fun-dip May 26, 2019
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A Lonners 

'Doing a Lonners' is where you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you :) Yaaay!

(Btw, this is unoffensive to the girl in question, she knows it's true :))
*girl falls over*
*everyone laughs*
small kid in the front: you just did a lonners!
A Lonners by Riot Steph October 18, 2008

pulling a lonnie 

Lonnie is a strong, can’t feel pain, drives 100mph ,achieves the impossible kind of man - usually a father. When someone “pulls a lonnie” they are usually doing something similar to a Lonnie.
My foot was breaking during my run but i was “pulling a lonnie” and pushed through.
pulling a lonnie by emchumbucket January 28, 2024
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the most gorgeous ever. And she has the nicest butt. She's the girl everyone has a crush on, but pretty much nobody is lucky enough to have her. If you ever get an Alonna, keep her.... or you'll regret it
"Dude, look at Alonna today. It's like everyday she gets prettier. How is that even possible?!"
Alonna by Cooldude637 January 20, 2019
Alonna is unique, doesn't run away from her problems, and is always aware of things. Alonna is also sweet but she has a bad side so stay off that bad side oh and did I mention that she needs a boyfriend hit her up.
Me- Wanna play with Alonna at recess

My friend- Sure: )
Alonna by dreamyy. vivi November 22, 2019
The most trustworthy person, a one that got away person. Not showy, but she is loving you deeply. Will think of things that she will understand you no matter what. Don't hurt her/him, you might missed em. Smart and funny. She's beautiful but a bit boyish.
Guy: she's so cool and beautiful, love to hangout with again. What's her name again?
Guy2: that's Alonnie.
alonnie by Yoyokyut June 7, 2021
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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