a'lonn

A competitive sporty badass, who is intelligent and sexy as hell. Wont take shit from no one and will kick anyones ass that messes with her sisters or kids.

A'Lonn is kicking ass!

by Copycatmeg December 21, 2016

pull a Lonnie

the act of pulling out of a female during intercourse and instead ejaculating onto her pet turtle so as not to get her pregnant.

"I went to this girl's house last night and I had to pull a Lonnie because she totally wants to have my babies."

by fun-dip May 26, 2019

A Lonners

'Doing a Lonners' is where you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you :) Yaaay!

(Btw, this is unoffensive to the girl in question, she knows it's true :))

*girl falls over*
*everyone laughs*
small kid in the front: you just did a lonners!

by Riot Steph October 18, 2008

pulling a lonnie

Lonnie is a strong, can’t feel pain, drives 100mph ,achieves the impossible kind of man - usually a father. When someone “pulls a lonnie” they are usually doing something similar to a Lonnie.

My foot was breaking during my run but i was “pulling a lonnie” and pushed through.

by emchumbucket January 28, 2024

Alonna

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the most gorgeous ever. And she has the nicest butt. She's the girl everyone has a crush on, but pretty much nobody is lucky enough to have her. If you ever get an Alonna, keep her.... or you'll regret it

"Dude, look at Alonna today. It's like everyday she gets prettier. How is that even possible?!"

by Cooldude637 January 20, 2019

Alonna

Alonna is unique, doesn't run away from her problems, and is always aware of things. Alonna is also sweet but she has a bad side so stay off that bad side oh and did I mention that she needs a boyfriend hit her up.

Me- Wanna play with Alonna at recess

My friend- Sure: )

by dreamyy. vivi November 22, 2019

alonnie

The most trustworthy person, a one that got away person. Not showy, but she is loving you deeply. Will think of things that she will understand you no matter what. Don't hurt her/him, you might missed em. Smart and funny. She's beautiful but a bit boyish.

Guy: she's so cool and beautiful, love to hangout with again. What's her name again?
Guy2: that's Alonnie.

by Yoyokyut June 7, 2021