A Garfield

Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.

Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !

by la latinax3 July 8, 2009

A Garfield

The act of receiving oral sex while eating lasagna and watching television.

Today is my birthday so I better get a Garfield when I get home.

by the_yeti September 19, 2012

Garfield

The lord and creator of our universe

Are you gonna praise Garfield today?

by Wolfking July 15, 2019

garfieldism

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.

by BananaHat63 March 17, 2017

Garfield

The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.

Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....

by Electrik man December 1, 2019

Garfield

swag ass mofokin kitty cat
all my homies love garfield

Guy 1: man i fuckin love garfield hes so cool
Guy 2: i know right bro garfield comics are so dayum cool

by assfuckerdicksucker300069 December 23, 2021

Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.

1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.

by Rodney Basil June 5, 2004