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A Garfield

The act of receiving oral sex while eating lasagna and watching television.
Today is my birthday so I better get a Garfield when I get home.
A Garfield by the_yeti October 8, 2012
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James A. Garfield 

20th president of the United States, got shot. Never head of him? Me either.
It’s so sad that James A. Garfield died on a Monday.

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James A. Garfield 

James A. Garfield was the 20th president of the United States elected during 1881. He only served 6 months in office before he was assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau, some crazy lunatic who thought Garfield owed him a spot in the government.
James A. Garfield? I didn’t know cats could become president!

James A. Garfield High 

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.
“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026